Starship responds to OSU Invasion of headquarters, IEDs placed around OSU campus, explosion occurs at McNary field
Oct 30.

Breaking: Explosion has been reported on OSU's Corvallis Campus at McNary field, President Murthy issues statement in response to latest Starship Industries terror attack: "Today, our campus saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of Oregon State University. Our invasion of Starship's San Francisco headquarters continues, and our highly dedicated ROTC cadets will work swiftly to eliminate the terrorist threat, I anticipate we will be done in a short 20, 30 years."

President Murthy: OSU to invade San Francisco after OSU Intelligence confirms Starship Technologies posess WMD's in Wake of Bomb Threat
Oct.24

Following a slew of terroristic threats from Starship Industries robots, OSU President Jayathi Murphy addressed a terrified crowd of OSU citizens. "My fellow OSU Community Members, Intelligence gathered by this and other universities leaves no doubt that starship continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised, Oregon State University has the sovereign authority to use force in assuring its own security, I will be dispatching OSU's ROTC Cadets as well as paramilitary forces to seize the Starship Headquarters in San Francisco and put an end to their reign of terror once and for all"

Starship Technologies announces new suite of improvements which allow for greater interruption of pedestrian traffic. 

Reassuring students, faculty, and the OSU Community as Starship prepares for the 2023-24 academic year. Starship Technologies announced it will be coming out with a new suite of updates which provide their food delivery robots with greater autonomy when it comes to blocking campus sidewalks, particularly for those with movement related disabilities and in wheelchairs. “We take great pride in the ability of our food delivery robots to make navigation of OSU’s sidewalks a massive pain in the ass, we are particularly proud of our robots ability to remain directly in front of the path of wheelchair users, slowing to a crawl to limit the wheelchair users mobility, but we can always do more. We will be releasing a suite of updates that allow the robots to move at a significantly lower speed, to more effectively turn directly into the paths of pedestrians, and will allow two or more robots to move side by side, allowing for the blocking of the wider walkways on Oregon State Universities campus.” Said a company spokesperson.